Me, MySeLf & My World

Joke For Serious People

1) As the plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the Captain came on:

"Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off.""To those of you standing in the aisles, we wish you a Happy Hanukkah."

"To those who have remained in their seats, we wish you a Merry Christmas."

2)
"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's something I can't figure out."

"What's that, Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well, according to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"

"Right.""And the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"

"Er, right."

"And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doing something important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"

"What were all the grown-ups doing?"

3) Three pastors were having lunch in a diner.

One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away."Another said, "Me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away."

The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church. Haven't seen one back since!"


4) Two men were adrift in an open boat, and it looked bad for them. Finally one of them, frightened, began to pray.

"O Lord," he prayed, “I've broken most of thy commandments. I've been a hard drinker, but if my life is spared now I'll promise never again...”

"Wait a minute, Jack,” said his friend. “Don't go too far. I think I see a sail.”

p/s:- sebenarnya aku dapat benda ini dari facebook seseorang. 1st time aku baca, aku langsung tidak faham. 2nd time aku baca, membuat kan aku ketawa tidak teragak-agak. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

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Speed test

p/s:- tag Lady D, Haziq Ashyrraf, Mr.Anonymous + bla..bla..bla..hehe

Keep this going. Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your note and tag your friends.Have fun. :D

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled atDecember-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, write 'em in my comment box and also as the TITLE line and tag your friends in the note!

Here we go....
" I SMELLED A FOOTBALL PLAYER RIDING A MOTOCYCYLE BECAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT "

FOUR NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
1. PAE
2. MISSPAE
3. FAEZWA
4. THE@DEE

FOUR MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:
1. 25 JUN (MY BDAY)
2. 10 JULY (MOM'S BDAY)
3. 5 JAN ( DAD'S BDAY)
4. MY SIBLINGS DATE OF BIRTH LA APE LG

FOUR THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES:
1. LUNCH
2. EDIT MY BLOG
3. SURF INTERNET
4. WATCHING TV

FOUR WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. RELAXING
2. SHOPPING
3. WATCHING MOVIES
4. HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS

FOUR PERSONS YOU MISS:
1. MOM
2. DAD
3. HAZIQ
4. JANET

FOUR GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. PERFUME
2. TEDDY BEAR
3. PRESENT
4. DIAMOND RING (buwek)

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. MUSIC
2. SHOPPING
3. INTERNET
4. ART

FOUR PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR VACATION:
1. U.K
2. PARIS
3. SABAH
4. PULAU TIOMAN

FOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. CARROT MILK
2. FRESH ORANGE
3. MILO AIS
4. ICE BLENDED CHOCOLATE

FOUR THINGS FOUND IN YOUR BAG:
1. WALLET
2. LIPGLOSS
3. TISSUE
4. PERFUME

FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. BLUE
2. PINK
3. GREEN
4. PURPLE


TOP FOUR HANGOUTS:
1. MIDVALLEY
2. THE MINES
3. MAMAK STALL (haha)
4. MANE2 TEMPAT YANG BOLEH MELEPAK

TOP FOUR U LOVE SO MUCH:
1. MY FAMILY
2. MY FRIENDS
3. MY STUFF
4. MY HERO

TOP FOUR WHO DO YOU THINK WILL ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
1. LADY D
2. SESAPE YG RASA NK BUAT
3. YG KENA TAG
4. ANYONE

FOUR PEOPLE YOU WANNA TAG:
1. LADY D
2. ANA
3. NOI
4. SESAPE JE LA

p/s:- part "top 4 u love so much" tu aku nk tambah lg sorg..(chuib)..wakaka!!!

The rules are
1.copy and paste the question to your blog
2.answer it.. SIMPLE

The most sweet moments in your life
erm, ape ek??rase cam lbh dari 1 jek kot..huhu
aku ikot cam Lady D la, parents aku n my geng from kuantan dtg ke konvo aku time diploma dulu..
t'haru jek rase geng2 melepak aku dtg..yg x syok nye sbb geng2 pompuan x dpt dtg..laki jek dtg..huh!!

Named your idol

• Nabi Muhammad (s.a.w)

• MY parents

• Org2 yg hebat

The challenge is : - GO to your photos folder in your computer GO to the 6th Folder of your photos GO to the 6th photos in that folder Put the picture on your blog & description of it. Invite 6 friends to join the challenge Link them in your blog & let them know they have been challenged.



*and the "winner" goes to:-

(Shitah with Lady D)

• Youknowmeasyouknow
• Lady D
• Ana

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Have Fun!


1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
The Bird and The Worm - The Used
(ape kes plak)

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Until U're Mine - Demi Lovato
(da mmg diri sndr pn)


3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Unintended - Muse
(whatever la..)

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Love Story - Taylor Swift
(tibe2 je..)

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
I will be right here waiting for you - Richard Marx
(hahaha)

6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
New Classic - Drew Seeley ft S.Gomez
(aku suke je lagu nie)

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Missing You - Tyler Hilton


8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Last Love Song - Drew Seeley

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Wish u Were Here - Kate Voegele
(hahaha, sape ntah!!)

10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Heels Over Head - Boys Like Girls
(jwpn yg x masok akal lngsng,huh!!)

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
First Love - Jasse Zaragoza
(aiseyman, ape kes nk b'cinta ngan best friend lak)

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Goodbye - Destiny Hope (MRC)
(yg penting aku suke lagu nie)

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Truth - La Rocca


14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Love will Tear Us Apart - Nouvelle Vague
(haha, sape ntah kasi aku lagu nie!!)

15. WHAT WILL/DID YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
When We Die - Bowling For Soup
(gelak gile aku dgn jwpn nie..)

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
A Twist in My story - Secondhand Serenade


17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
When the Stars goes Blue - Tyler Hilton ft Bethany Joy Lenz
(lagu aku sebelom tdo..huhu)

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Never Be Replaced - 1st Lady
(not include Lady D, x masok akal)

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Treat Me Right - BSB
(kepada yg b'kenaan, haha)

20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Fly On The Wall - Destiny Hope (MRC)


21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Throw Me a Rope - KT Tunstall
(hahaha)

22. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
5 Minutes to Midnight - Boys Like Girls
(aku x tau aku ke yg merepek @ soklan nie yg merepek, huh!!)


p/s : - aku dpt bnde alah nie pn dr sorg mamat stranger dkt fb (facebook) aku..hehe, sape la mamat 2 agak nye??die tag aku kat fb die, so aku pn wat jugak la bnde alah nie..kire leh layan la dr aku saje2 x wat ape2 kn..bosan jek, baik aku try wat bnde nie..tp honestly aku ckp, lagu2 yg kuar pd jawapan kat atas 2 ada lah benar same skali..seme lagu2 nie ade kat dlm playlist aku ok!!hehe..

sure aku x tipu..siap nari shuffle lg sambil2 m'shuffle kn lagu kat winamp aku nie..haha..(cam reti nari jek aku nie, poyos)..korg2 yg bace nie klu nk try, copy paste je kat blog aku nie...tgk la jwpn pelik2 kuar pd soklan yg ade sesetengah nye agak merepek la cam soklan no16 ..soklan ape ntah..kat kubur pn nk nyanyi2 ke??klu "nyanyi lagu" yasin ke, zikir munajat ke, bacaan doa ke, ok la gak..dpt pahala n dpt mengurang kn dosa pd si mati..amin..huhu..

(nie antara lagu2 yg wajib aku lyn sebelom tdo..hihi)

• Wish You Were Here - Kate Voegele (One Tree Hill)

• Love Story - Taylor Swift

• When The Stars goes Blue - Ryan Adam (penyanyi asal) - Balke Lewis (A.Idol 6) & Tyler Hilton ft Bethany Joy Lenz (One Tree Hill)
  

• Another Heart Calls - The All American Rejects
  

• A Little Too Not Over You - David Archuleta (bru lyn je lagu nie)..hehe